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2008年6月20日星期五

[無言] 被期末考摧殘的同學

作者: everdream (曾經) 看板: StupidClown
標題: [無言] 被期末考摧殘的同學
時間: Fri Jun 20 02:30:18 2008

今天終於結束了期末考

因為實在無聊到不知道要幹麻

我就找了同樣考完的同學先稱他為小強

在MSN上找另一個還沒考完的同學C聊天

想說打發時間順便鬧鬧他XD

聊著聊著就聊到了P幣

這時候小強就開始炫耀說他有很多P幣

於是我和同學C就跟他說不要再宅了阿~

浪費青春在存P幣上實在是太空虛了

為了讓他不要再陷入其中

於是就出現了以下的對話

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我說:
小強: 我有1億P幣喔
學妹: 哇~學長好厲害喔
小強: 學妹你晚上有空嗎
學妹: 不好意思我要跟男朋友出去喔^.< ~*

小強說:
你以為現在高中女生都這麼好騙嗎....

我說:
小強: 我有1億新台幣喔
學妹: 哇~學長好厲害喔
小強: 學妹你晚上有空嗎
學妹: 如果是學長的話.......可以喔~

小強說:
= =

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就在此時，讀書讀到快發瘋的同學C說話了

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同學C 說:
小強: 我有細胞壁喔
學妹: 哇~學長好厲害喔
小強: 學妹你晚上有空嗎
學妹: 如果學長不是真菌的話~可以喔~

小強說:
....................

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我看到一瞬間就笑翻了~~

微生物讀太多就是這樣阿XDDDDD

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[無言] 正妹請我喝飲料

作者: bonniekiss2 (<===台大大宅男) 看板: StupidClown
標題: [無言] 正妹請我喝飲料
時間: Fri Jun 20 04:56:01 2008

今天白天在星巴克讀書

斜對面坐一個中山女中的可愛小美眉

害我常常假裝抬頭看時鐘...

當我正為一題題工程數學苦思許久的時候

那小美眉竟然走了過來

跟我說

" 這飲料請你喝 >///< "

我有點高興又有些害羞地接過飲料......

幹！根本是喝剩下的啊！

這種東西誰會喝啊？！

我...

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[無言] 買雞排...

作者: chrischang56 (dawn) 看板: StupidClown
標題: [無言] 買雞排...
時間: Fri Jun 20 13:10:35 2008

話說我昨天在中興附近的逢甲阿郎

想買個雞排來嗑一解我"記組老師說有三個地方必考結果他媽的一個都沒考"的煩悶

等雞排的同時照例先跟老闆哈拉個兩句，然後我就愣在旁邊發呆抽菸

接著，來了一個女生

非正妹，也不兇，就是個女生

他也點了一個雞排，

在我一邊抽菸一邊望著油鍋裡劈哩啪啦的雞排時，

老闆娘正在把我的雞排裝袋，"阿弟，你的好了唷，"

"沒關係，我的不急，先給他好了" 我指著旁邊的女生說，同時嘟起嘴吐出一團煙

於是她一臉感動，滿懷感激地接下雞排

過一陣子我的雞排也好了，我拎著它他去牽車

發現那女生站在我機車附近，她問我

"同學，你好體貼，怎麼會先讓給我?"

"ㄜ...這個......."

說實話我有點不知所措，

"是不是知道我在趕時間?"

靠，真的趕時間雞排拿了不趕快走跟我講這幹嘛= =

"我.....&#@!%"

我不敢跟她說，
我只是不小心瞄到後面那一塊雞排比較大而已.....

是多一塊小肉那種大喔!

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[大哭] 隔壁在翻雲覆雨,我也想.....

作者: goodsmallman (豪洨郎) 看板: StupidClown
標題: [大哭] 隔壁在翻雲覆雨,我也想.....
時間: Sat Jun 21 00:36:00 2008

期末考考完,今天班上的同學一起出去玩

只留下可憐的我...

好!!別人在玩,我要趕緊偷偷讀書才行

拿起課本,恩~

木塊沿傾角為Θ之斜面等速滑下.若以初速度V0沿此斜面上滑時,於停止前木塊
將行多遠? 木塊是否在往下滑?

恩恩~好...算完一題,很有成就感,邁向第二題前進

突然聽到

恩~~恩~~~阿~~~...

這該不會是(�□�|||)a

仔細一聽

恩~阿~~~阿~~~.....

沒錯,隔壁正在做激烈運動

可惡~今天一整天已經無聊爆了,晚上還要被閃

想聽聽看他們到底在幹嘛~科科

拿起一個塑膠杯,貼在牆上,耳朵貼近杯子

哇~!!!

聲音好清楚阿,比電視的立體聲效還棒

可以聽到床鋪晃動的聲音,還有女生吶喊的叫聲...

阿＝　＝

我在幹嘛,我怎麼會做出偷聽這種事情,我太變態了吧

可是他們閃我耶...

突然靈機一動,那我也要閃他們

打開D槽,進入"工程數學考古題"...(看到這種標題..應該不會有人想點)

點取"立花里子女教師中出20連發"

把喇叭開到最大聲~

聽到立花在男優的淫威之下,大聲的喘息著

心中開心的吶喊,我贏了~我贏了...

再聽聽隔壁的聲音

KE~KE~KE~KE~~

對齁!!!還有床鋪的搖動聲

我一定要比他們大聲才行

跪坐在床頭,雙手握著床頭的欄杆,由雙手帶動身體的力量

開始搖動 KE~KE~KE~KE~~~

為了比他們大聲,雙手和身體搖動的速度頻率必須高出他們兩倍以上

KE~KE~KE~KE~~~

哈哈哈哈~~~

我又贏了,爽

正當我樂在贏過隔壁的叫床聲時

突然我的木板床不爭氣喊了一聲...."碰"....然後整張床就垮了(�□�|||)a

GUN~~

就在我猶豫要怎麼收拾這個殘舉的時候,外面傳來一股敲門聲

扣!!扣!!扣!!

一定是隔壁的情侶贏不過我,前來求和了

趕緊關上愛情動作片,裝作剛運動完的累態

打開門,外面是我仰慕已久的學妹,突然想到今天和她相約一起去學校的

學妹：學長...不好意思,我在外面很久了...(�▽�＃)﹏﹏蝦咪

我：我....

學妹：我打了電話給你,可是你都沒有回我,所以我就跑來了,可是...在外面聽到一些聲音
本來打算離開了,可是想到我的課本還在學長你那...所以...

我：那個......你誤會了...(GUN 叫我怎麼解釋我是為了贏過隔壁的叫床聲)

學妹：沒關係,我不會介意...方便拿課本給我嗎

正當腦中細胞圍成一圈又一圈,大家一起再討論如何解釋剛剛發生的一切

突然看到門外走過去隔壁那對情侶,若有似無的對我笑著

哈哈哈哈
哈哈哈哈
哈哈哈哈
哈哈哈哈哈

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[豪洨] 強者我同學

作者: pray (開16度降火) 看板: joke
標題: [豪洨] 強者我同學
時間: Tue Jun 17 15:54:20 2008

話說!今天跟了10幾位同學中午準備要吃飯的路上

我們幾個宅男閒聊了起來

這時我一位同學拿起傘來擋太陽

其中一位仁兄想到前一晚吃飯的路上在下雨

這位仁兄提到說昨天晚上跟誰誰誰出去

又說昨天我跟某A共撐一把雨傘

而我在思考某B不也跟你們出去了嗎!他呢

所以我就問某B!你呢你為啥沒跟他們共撐傘

當我聽到他的回答時差點笑到胃抽筋

他的回答是

他們的雨傘很大我那根很小................

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[豪洨] ◆ 賓拉登說：中國是全球唯一絕對不能�…

作者: angeloevil (銀駭客) 看板: joke
標題: [豪洨] ◆ 賓拉登說：中國是全球唯一絕對不能惹的國家！[轉貼]
時間: Wed Jun 18 15:55:05 2008

阿拉伯半島電視臺對賓拉登的最新採訪。賓拉登說：中國是全球唯一絕對不能惹的國家！

原因是這樣的：基地組織曾派出八名恐怖分子襲擊中國。結果：

一人在炸北京西直門立體交通橋時轉暈在橋上；

一人在上海坐公車自殺炸彈時擠了兩小時沒擠上車；

一人在武漢炸超市時，炸彈遙控器被偷；

一人在炸成都政府大樓時, 被保安狂揍："誰叫你討薪，叫你上訪"；

一人成功地河北炸礦，死傷數百人，潛回基地後，半年沒見任何新聞報導，

遂被基地組織以"撒謊罪"處決了；

一人曾經嘗試炸廣州，結果剛一出火車站,炸藥包就給飛車黨搶了，半天沒恍過神；

一人剛到中國就失聯後來在上海醫院找到，人還在昏迷，醫生說他喝到假酒，

但讓他昏迷到現在的是黑心食品；

最近，派一女恐怖分子去炸河南，結果被騙到海南島賣淫!

記得！中國是全球唯一絕對不能惹的國家！

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[轉錄] 大陸人命名方式

作者: wiredo (幹譙系金屬人) 看板: joke
標題: [轉錄] 大陸人命名方式
時間: Wed Jun 18 20:04:52 2008

[1;32m請看3/27出生的[m

※ [本文轉錄自 Hate 看板]

作者: blueeyes0622 (艾芊) 看板: Hate
標題: [黑特] 我叫做守蛋
時間: Wed Jun 18 18:24:33 2008

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大家都知道大陸農村給小孩子取名叫狗蛋、狗剩、小栓什麼的
是為要給孩子取個賤名比較好養活、不生病
但是大家不曉得取那些小名是有ㄧ套民間法則的(根據出生月份和日期取名字。)　

◎根據陽曆（西曆）生日月份：
1月-長　2月-栓　3月-大　 4月-來　 5月-狗　 6月-守
7月-傻　8月-福　9月-屎　10月-二　11月-胖　12月-臭

◎根據生日日期：
1日-娟　 2日-妮　 3日-腿　 4日-娣　 5日-球　 6日-坑　 7日-年　 8日-歲　
9日-娃　10日-毛　11日-剩　12日-姑　13日-英　14日-妹　15日-肥　16日-霞　
17日-狗　18日-虎　19日-花　20日-鳳　21日-定　21日-村　22日-蛋　23日-妞
24日-牛　25日-木　26日-翠　27日-愛　28日-財　29日-石　30日-美麗　31日-發

我叫做守蛋......這啥小XDDDDDDDDDDD

無名 http://www.wretch.cc/blog/abby0622

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